Never trust anyone... not even yourself.

The Ten Cynic Commandments:

I. Thou shalt not trust.
II. Thou shalt not make yourself a false image of the goodness that exists not in people.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of trust into consideration.
IV. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it lonely.
V. Honor no one who fails to honor you.
VI. Thou shalt not murder unless thou has a firm alibi.
VII. Thou shalt not marry, for thine spouse shall adulter.
VIII. Thou shalt not trust one's intentions.
IX. Though shalt not bare false trust against thine neighbor
X. Though shalt not trust thine neighbors wife, servant, ox, donkey, nor house.